That was a brilliant episode - with some rather awful execution. But I greatly enjoyed it. And it can't be next week soon enough. OH MY GOD!
- I want to talk about Rumplestiltskin. I want to talk about Belle. But first and foremost I want to talk about Hook. Let me get this out of the way: I do not like him. I posted about it on tumblr and since I'm not coherent enough to write it all out again here it is: 'I would have much less of a problem with Hook, if just the producers and media didn’t keep describing him as this ‘charming and potential love interest’ kind of guy, because he really isn’t. He’s pretty vile, and also creepy, and that is okay because I do want characters like that - and we do have 300 years of background still missing, and I do want more of his background (in Neverland and with Milah as well), but as for right now, he’s just makes chills run down my spine, and not in a ‘god I’m so excited’ kind of way. He might not always have been like this, but the person he has become is, quite frankly, disgusting. That’s okay. Regina used to be a vile, evil, heartless character, Rumple’s done countless ruthless things. There might still, one day, be a redemption-arc for Captain Jones, but right now SOMEONE PLEASE PUNCH HIM.'
- I don't like Hook. I love Colin. He gave me shivers in The Rite, where he is absolutely excellent. This may be me just excusing because I like the actor, but I think the problems with Hook stems from the writing and the fact that O'Donoghue is still a fairly young and 'new' actor: he is more liable to do as the director asks him than, say, Robert Carlyle who is more likely to go: 'nono, this works better' etc. Because of experience and confidence etc. So no, Colin is not a bad actor. I will blame this on the writers and the execution of this character.
- That being said: Hook didn't destroy the shawl because Milah had made it and he couldn't make himself destroy something she'd made.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBAG STOP MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR YOU UGH
- (yeah okay the last few minutes of the episode cleared up that problem. I've never been happier to see someone be hit by a car)
- (that makes it sound like I'm frequently happy to see people getting hit by cars. As it is, I'm a fangirl, so I'm sad to say that this is true)
- The scene in the library aka Belle vs Hook aka This is Why Books Are the Best and Librarians are Going To Rule the World One Day; brilliant. Pure, awesome brilliance. 'Books! Best weapons in the world!'
- On a sidenote, aka what's going on with everyone else? I'm kinda happy that they're putting forth all of the questions about the new curse and their own land now as opposed to waiting to deal with it later. Because so much shit is going on right now, especially for the fans: we don't know where August is, where Regina is, what Cora is planning next, what Neal's up to, where Whale's brother is, what Aurora and Mulan are doing,WHAT'S IN THE BOX, we have Emma and her new-found family finally getting a stable life together and Gold's desperate mission to find Bae, and the writers still shove in this new plot as well. And I like it, because it adds so much authenticy. A lot of shit is going on, and its going on right now: one problem is not just going to stand aside to make room for another, that's not how it works. GIVE IT TO ME! (god, I'm going to regret those words aren't I... wait, I've watched the end of this episode. I'm regretting it already)
- The continuity of this show does have its problems - but that's almost unavoidable, and so many other times, they do it so well. Like Grumpy still being Dreamy, and coming to talk to Belle before everything goes to shit between him and Nova (because of The Blue Fairy BLUE FAIRY I AM STILL SIDE-EYEING YOU LIKE FUCK HERE). I liked it, because it was such a plausible explanation for Belle 1) taking the leap and going on adventure: someone was encouraing her, and 2) her having the fairy dust, which was necessary for the plot.
- Could Snow and Charming maybe catch a break already? They've just gotten each other back after years and years of hardship (30+ years of it actually!!!) and now there's this drama as well? Please. Please let them catch a break. Just... for like three more episodes. But no. One episodes of semi-happiness AND THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
- So I guess Smee is a rat now. No points for you Rumple. I enjoy your ruthlessness, but its really not productive to the whole getting Bae back and being with Belle and having a happy life. Like, really really not productive.
- Henry being so down about Regina. I will not hear anyone giving him crap for being scared she might come back for him. What the hell is he supposed to think? He's just a kid, and he has seen her do awful, awful things and now he thinks she's killed what's essentially his best friend? He's scared, he's confused, he's lost. He still loves Regina, but he also knows that she can be dangerous - and dangerous to him as well, even if not in the same way as the others.
- It does appear that the damage has been done though. Regina has been shunned, and since neither her nor Cora are in this ep, I'm assuming that there's mother-daughter bonding-time off-screen? UHG NO.
- Mulan is still pretty as all hell. This is weird because the first time I saw Jamie Chung I imagined my sister looking like her when she grew up, so being attracted to her now when I'm older FEELS REALLY WRONG. Ergh, plus side I don't think my sis looks that much like her anymore? And it seems mandatory for me to be attracted to almost everyone on this show.
- The guys Belle travels with are huge dickheads. What happened to that noble, brave lad who was all 'WHO WILL HELP ME SLAY THIS EVIL BEAST THAT WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YET ARE SURE WE CAN VANQUISH??' (he was convincing enough to make some go with him okay!) I hope Regina strings them up by their toes for fun or something.
- Belle is extremely sassy towards them though, and that pleases my soul greatly.
- Henry phoning Archie just to hear his voice on the answering machine. I had to stop the episode just to sit quietly for a little while. It helped that I knew Archie wasn't really dead, but that was still a little kid whose gone through so much and lost even more, and someone he loves is, as far as he knows, dead. Murdered by the woman who raised him for ten years.
- Let's talk about the awful execution of some of the things now: I did not get why Belle stayed on the ship after Archie had left. That made no sense. I know that there is a possibility that Hook will come back, see Archie missing and assume the worst. And she needed to find the shawl. But she's all alone, and even if she could take care of herself, ugh. Why not go to Rumple and tell him what she'd found, the location of the ship, everything? And then there's the gun-thing. I know nothing about guns, but I'm pretty certain its a bit more complicated than 'point and shoot'? She has absolutely no experience with weapons like this, she could have very easily hurt herself. And the final and my biggest peeve is Mulan making Belle go to rescue her village. 'You have good instincts'. Lol, what? That could have been done much better, with Mulan actually being injured enough to pass out or something, and Belle deciding that she was going to go and kill the beast anyway. I can get Belle being foolhardy, because she probably feels like she has nothing left to loose, but Mulan persuading her to go do it because of a scratch on her leg? WHAT. EVEN.
- That being said, Belle was again Queen of Badass. Water. Of course. How are you so clever, I love you
- And then of course its not as simple as that and the Yaogai starts spelling out something in the mud, and then...
- Help me. And I thought 'ooooh, exciting, its a curse! Yes, Belle, use the fairy dust. Oooh, I wonder who or what it is maybe its....'
- 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT SHIT COMING'
- I actually got tears in my eyes I was so happy to see Phillip again. BEST PLOT-TWIST EVER.
- Which was of course accompanied by the most heartbreaking plot-twist ever. Ugh, I knew, it I just knew it. They kept zooming in on Belle standing so near the line. They've talked so much about it. 'You'll lose who you are. You'll forget everyone you love.'
- It was horrible though. It was everything I hoped wouldn't happen. Because Belle doesn't have a Storybrooke-persona. She spent all those years in a cell. 'Whose Belle?' she asks, staring up at this stranger who is clutching her so tightly. Whose Belle and why did that guy shoot her and what is going on, and who is that man holding her??!!!!!!!
- No. This is just... this is one of the most upsetting things I have never seen. One of my biggest fears is forgetting who I am: of losing what makes me me, my memories and my life. And for someone like Belle, who relies so much on her mind and her spirit, this must be so devastating (except she doesn't even know it is, ugh). THIS IS FUCKING NOT OKAY. THIS IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF OKAY.
- Hook, go die already. I hope that car hit you nice and good.
- Before I descend back into my pit of despair, here are some theories on who the driver of that car could be: vote below with who you think is most likely, and please add more if you have other theories!
August
Neal
Whale's brother
Baelfire (assuming Bae isn't Neal and showed up here for some strange reason???)
PHILLIP
Mulan+Aurora (I don't know about this show, Snow White banged Frankenstein, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN)
Merlin (because he would be a horrible driver and I want him on the show noooaw)
Someone the audience has yet to meet.
Give it to me folks. I'll be sitting here crying in the meantime. I... I just... ugh.
- I want to talk about Rumplestiltskin. I want to talk about Belle. But first and foremost I want to talk about Hook. Let me get this out of the way: I do not like him. I posted about it on tumblr and since I'm not coherent enough to write it all out again here it is: 'I would have much less of a problem with Hook, if just the producers and media didn’t keep describing him as this ‘charming and potential love interest’ kind of guy, because he really isn’t. He’s pretty vile, and also creepy, and that is okay because I do want characters like that - and we do have 300 years of background still missing, and I do want more of his background (in Neverland and with Milah as well), but as for right now, he’s just makes chills run down my spine, and not in a ‘god I’m so excited’ kind of way. He might not always have been like this, but the person he has become is, quite frankly, disgusting. That’s okay. Regina used to be a vile, evil, heartless character, Rumple’s done countless ruthless things. There might still, one day, be a redemption-arc for Captain Jones, but right now SOMEONE PLEASE PUNCH HIM.'
- I don't like Hook. I love Colin. He gave me shivers in The Rite, where he is absolutely excellent. This may be me just excusing because I like the actor, but I think the problems with Hook stems from the writing and the fact that O'Donoghue is still a fairly young and 'new' actor: he is more liable to do as the director asks him than, say, Robert Carlyle who is more likely to go: 'nono, this works better' etc. Because of experience and confidence etc. So no, Colin is not a bad actor. I will blame this on the writers and the execution of this character.
- That being said: Hook didn't destroy the shawl because Milah had made it and he couldn't make himself destroy something she'd made.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBAG STOP MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR YOU UGH
- (yeah okay the last few minutes of the episode cleared up that problem. I've never been happier to see someone be hit by a car)
- (that makes it sound like I'm frequently happy to see people getting hit by cars. As it is, I'm a fangirl, so I'm sad to say that this is true)
- The scene in the library aka Belle vs Hook aka This is Why Books Are the Best and Librarians are Going To Rule the World One Day; brilliant. Pure, awesome brilliance. 'Books! Best weapons in the world!'
- On a sidenote, aka what's going on with everyone else? I'm kinda happy that they're putting forth all of the questions about the new curse and their own land now as opposed to waiting to deal with it later. Because so much shit is going on right now, especially for the fans: we don't know where August is, where Regina is, what Cora is planning next, what Neal's up to, where Whale's brother is, what Aurora and Mulan are doing,
- The continuity of this show does have its problems - but that's almost unavoidable, and so many other times, they do it so well. Like Grumpy still being Dreamy, and coming to talk to Belle before everything goes to shit between him and Nova (because of The Blue Fairy BLUE FAIRY I AM STILL SIDE-EYEING YOU LIKE FUCK HERE). I liked it, because it was such a plausible explanation for Belle 1) taking the leap and going on adventure: someone was encouraing her, and 2) her having the fairy dust, which was necessary for the plot.
- Could Snow and Charming maybe catch a break already? They've just gotten each other back after years and years of hardship (30+ years of it actually!!!) and now there's this drama as well? Please. Please let them catch a break. Just... for like three more episodes. But no. One episodes of semi-happiness AND THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
- So I guess Smee is a rat now. No points for you Rumple. I enjoy your ruthlessness, but its really not productive to the whole getting Bae back and being with Belle and having a happy life. Like, really really not productive.
- Henry being so down about Regina. I will not hear anyone giving him crap for being scared she might come back for him. What the hell is he supposed to think? He's just a kid, and he has seen her do awful, awful things and now he thinks she's killed what's essentially his best friend? He's scared, he's confused, he's lost. He still loves Regina, but he also knows that she can be dangerous - and dangerous to him as well, even if not in the same way as the others.
- It does appear that the damage has been done though. Regina has been shunned, and since neither her nor Cora are in this ep, I'm assuming that there's mother-daughter bonding-time off-screen? UHG NO.
- Mulan is still pretty as all hell. This is weird because the first time I saw Jamie Chung I imagined my sister looking like her when she grew up, so being attracted to her now when I'm older FEELS REALLY WRONG. Ergh, plus side I don't think my sis looks that much like her anymore? And it seems mandatory for me to be attracted to almost everyone on this show.
- The guys Belle travels with are huge dickheads. What happened to that noble, brave lad who was all 'WHO WILL HELP ME SLAY THIS EVIL BEAST THAT WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YET ARE SURE WE CAN VANQUISH??' (he was convincing enough to make some go with him okay!) I hope Regina strings them up by their toes for fun or something.
- Belle is extremely sassy towards them though, and that pleases my soul greatly.
- Henry phoning Archie just to hear his voice on the answering machine. I had to stop the episode just to sit quietly for a little while. It helped that I knew Archie wasn't really dead, but that was still a little kid whose gone through so much and lost even more, and someone he loves is, as far as he knows, dead. Murdered by the woman who raised him for ten years.
- Let's talk about the awful execution of some of the things now: I did not get why Belle stayed on the ship after Archie had left. That made no sense. I know that there is a possibility that Hook will come back, see Archie missing and assume the worst. And she needed to find the shawl. But she's all alone, and even if she could take care of herself, ugh. Why not go to Rumple and tell him what she'd found, the location of the ship, everything? And then there's the gun-thing. I know nothing about guns, but I'm pretty certain its a bit more complicated than 'point and shoot'? She has absolutely no experience with weapons like this, she could have very easily hurt herself. And the final and my biggest peeve is Mulan making Belle go to rescue her village. 'You have good instincts'. Lol, what? That could have been done much better, with Mulan actually being injured enough to pass out or something, and Belle deciding that she was going to go and kill the beast anyway. I can get Belle being foolhardy, because she probably feels like she has nothing left to loose, but Mulan persuading her to go do it because of a scratch on her leg? WHAT. EVEN.
- That being said, Belle was again Queen of Badass. Water. Of course. How are you so clever, I love you
- And then of course its not as simple as that and the Yaogai starts spelling out something in the mud, and then...
- Help me. And I thought 'ooooh, exciting, its a curse! Yes, Belle, use the fairy dust. Oooh, I wonder who or what it is maybe its....'
- 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT SHIT COMING'
- I actually got tears in my eyes I was so happy to see Phillip again. BEST PLOT-TWIST EVER.
- Which was of course accompanied by the most heartbreaking plot-twist ever. Ugh, I knew, it I just knew it. They kept zooming in on Belle standing so near the line. They've talked so much about it. 'You'll lose who you are. You'll forget everyone you love.'
- It was horrible though. It was everything I hoped wouldn't happen. Because Belle doesn't have a Storybrooke-persona. She spent all those years in a cell. 'Whose Belle?' she asks, staring up at this stranger who is clutching her so tightly. Whose Belle and why did that guy shoot her and what is going on, and who is that man holding her??!!!!!!!
- No. This is just... this is one of the most upsetting things I have never seen. One of my biggest fears is forgetting who I am: of losing what makes me me, my memories and my life. And for someone like Belle, who relies so much on her mind and her spirit, this must be so devastating (except she doesn't even know it is, ugh). THIS IS FUCKING NOT OKAY. THIS IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF OKAY.
- Hook, go die already. I hope that car hit you nice and good.
- Before I descend back into my pit of despair, here are some theories on who the driver of that car could be: vote below with who you think is most likely, and please add more if you have other theories!
August
Neal
Whale's brother
Baelfire (assuming Bae isn't Neal and showed up here for some strange reason???)
PHILLIP
Mulan+Aurora (I don't know about this show, Snow White banged Frankenstein, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN)
Merlin (because he would be a horrible driver and I want him on the show noooaw)
Someone the audience has yet to meet.
Give it to me folks. I'll be sitting here crying in the meantime. I... I just... ugh.
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